WELCOME!

In service to the Star, in service to All

[MATEUS]
The Goblet
Ward 3 | Plot 22
Mondays | 8PM EST - 11PM EST

The Crystal Meyhane is an immersive roleplay venue run by the Crystal Advocates free company. As a public venue we offer a space for your characters to mingle, train, and practice and promote their crafts! We' just got an FC house and are working on rooms!WE ARE OPEN BUT UNDER CONSTRUCTION!Come grab a drink, or explore and utilize the spaces we have to offer! Visit our Discord to stay in touch with upcoming events!

  • This venue has a zero-tolerance policy for OOC antagonization, hate speech, and general griefing behavior.

  • No fighting is to be done outside of the designated dojo.

  • Absolutely no ERP permitted.

  • The manor has active security - vandalism, thievery, villainy and other shenanigans will be ignored. We are not interested in that sort of roleplay here and we ask you respect our wishes.

  • As this is a public space for all, unless you have privately booked the space, roleplay is encouraged among everyone, please do not ostracize others.

  • The Crystal Advocates is a good-aligned free company and any active roleplay characters within it are expected to be good-aligned as well. No villains, no criminals, etc.

  • Agents are encouraged to make rooms that facilitate public roleplay in the manor, such as galleries, workshops, etc. Personal rooms are also welcome - please keep these locked if you do not wish for guests checking them out.

  • Agents are expected to be polite and cordial with guests and the community OOC as well as ICly, and report any wrong-doings they see to leadership so action may be taken as necessary.

We hope to one day expand with more rooms for our free company house, featuring themed activities and other events and public needs. For now, here's what we have!Click the labels to see moreWE'RE GETTING READY FOR ALL SAINT'S WAKE!

Have a question? Looking for work or something to do? Need to hire hands? We can help you here!Volunteering to help out around the Meyhane is always appreciated, and some nights we have tasks and odd-jobs around the venue that need doing!You can also post your own work orders!

Do you need a place to stay the night, or just to rest and relax?We offer small and simple complimentary guest rooms for those that need a place to lay their weary heads!

Come order some food and drink! Have a seat, or feel free to mingle around.Want to volunteer or practice your cooking or bartending? Feel free! You can even pitch your own creations to guests!WE'RE GETTING READY FOR ALL-SAINT'S WAKE!No real gil is accepted!

∴ SAUCY SPIDER ∴
A baked bread bowl in the shape of a spider!
The legs are filled with melted cheese, meant for breaking off and dipping into the
zesty salsa-filled bowl center.∴ CAULDRON DIP ∴
A hollowed-out ogre pumpkin filled with guacamole and cheese sauce, with an assortment of veggies placed
around the pumpkin-bowl for dipping.∴ STUFFED JACK-O-PEPPER ∴
Auroch beef, veggies and rice, mixed together and baked into the center of a hollowed-out pepper - complete with jack-o-lantern style
carving on the pepper!∴ DODO POT PIE ∴
A traditional, served-hot dodo pot pie with a flaky
pastry crust, served with bread buns in the shape
of hands and fingers for a ghoulish touch.∴ CHOCOLATE ROLANBERRY GHOSTS ∴
Fresh rolanberries, dipped in a white pearl chocolate,
decorated with icing to look like lil’ ghosts!∴ FRIGHTFUL FRITTERS ∴
An All Saint’s Wake smash-hit dessert!
Golden-fried, doughy fritters, served with Coerthan vanilla bean ice cream and pearl chocolate drizzle.

∴ THE ROOK ∴
Featured from THE JEWELED CYPRESS
A sweet and refreshing blend of rum, rolanberry juice, and lemonade topped with fresh rolanberries and blueberries. 45% ABV.

∴ TWILIGHT SKY COCKTAIL ∴
Rolanberry juice, spiced rum, freshly grated LaNoscean orange rind, Galago mint. Served chilled with a Glacier Crystal.∴ THE NAVIGATOR ∴
Gin, shroud cherry liqueur, fresh-squeezed sun lemon, and just a dash of creme de lavender. As blue as a clear sky.∴ THANALAN SUNRISE ∴
Cool and refreshing, orange as the rising Thanalan sun - Freshly squeezed Noscean Orange juice, grenadine, and 2onze of Sagolii Tequila.∴ THE HURRICANE∴
A Costa Del Sol Favourite, Fresh squeezed Noscean Oranges, Limes, and Passion fruit mixed with both light and dark Noscean Rum.∴ UL'DAHN LEMON DROP ∴
Lemon Liqueur, Locally made brandy, a handful of sugar, and a lemon wedge pierced with a metal pick atop. Served in flames.

∴ PEARL CHOCOLATE ∴
A dense cacao ball wrapped in delicious white chocolate, kept cool by an ice crystal.∴ ROLANBERRY CHEESECAKE ∴
Rich and creamy, topped with pearl chocolate shavings and whipped cream.∴ LA NOSCEAN LEMON TART ∴
Crunchy shortbread pastry serves as the perfect pillow for heavy cream, tangy lemon curd and shavings of chocolate.

∴ STEAMED DUMPLINGS ∴
Steamed pork and chive dumplings, served in a spicy chilli broth. Simple. Delicious.∴ CRISPY CALAMARI ∴
Breaded squid, fried to golden perfection. Served with a sweet Thanalan chili sauce.∴ DRAGON PEPPER POPPERS ∴
A sweet yet sinfully spicy pepper, stuffed with melty cream cheese, breaded and fried to a delightful golden crisp.∴ LOADED POPOTO SKINS ∴
Deep and savory, topped with fresh sour cream, chives, bacon bits, and cheddar cheese. Lined with coarse salt.

∴ PASTA DEL SOL ∴
Roast raptor, buffalo sausage, and peeled river shrimp served atop a bed of saffron-infused vermicelli.∴ SPICY KARAKUL TACOS ∴
Two hand-rolled flour tortillas, stuffed full of spicy strips of karakul, flavorsome coleslaw, cilantro and decadent chili sauce.∴ PAELLA ∴
A symphony of flavors combine in this traditional Gyr Abanian recipe. Assorted seafood, layers of fluffy rice, and a symphony of vegetables in a rich tomato base.∴ ALDGOAT CURRY ∴
A fragrant blend of spices blankets this thick, hearty curry full of vegetables and aldgoat chuck. Sure to fill you up.

Need to stock up on something?
Dejaune the Chocobo should have basic essentials you might need!We regret that we cannot sell produce or gyshal greens (the chocobo will eat them)Simply leave your payment with the bird!No real gil accepted!

∴ POTION ∴
Cherry-flavored potions help the medicine go down! Provides basic healing.∴ ELIXIR∴
Has a lemony zest that will help restore your aether in a pinch!∴ EYE DROPS ∴
A few drops cure blindness inflicted by monsters, or the harrowing Thanalan sands.∴ GOLDEN NEEDLE ∴
A careful poke will return someone or something petrified back to the flesh!∴ ANTIDOTE ∴
A standard cure for most common poisons. Tastes bad - but it works!∴ PHOENIX DOWN ∴
Revive from a KO! Might not work on the actually-deceased, though.

∴ DENTAL CARE ∴
A soft-bristled toothbrush and a tube of minty toothpaste (do not eat the paste)∴ HAIR CARE ∴
Combs, hairbrushes, as well as conditioner and shampoo in travel-sized bottles!∴ WATERSKIN ∴
A fine leather waterskin for traveling. Does not come with water - you have to fill it yourself.∴ WOVEN WARE ∴
Fine hemp ropes, travel pillows, knapsacks and easy-to-roll blankets!∴ MAPS & COMPASSES ∴
Compasses and maps of Thanalan, the Black Shroud, Limsa Lominsa, and Coerthas.∴ COOKING WARE ∴
Camping-ready dishware including simple pots, pans, cutlery, ladles and more.

Our self-sustaining garden! Any hands to help us tend our garden-fresh produce for our kitchen are welcome!Sometimes we have pest issues and require hands to assist, as well as other botanical maintenance. Inquire at the desk and we'll let you know if we need aid!

A small gym for fitness needs! We have punching bags, free weights, treadmills, and medicine balls.Please share the space and clean the equipment off with the rags provided.Want to help people with fitness? Feel free to volunteer your time!

A suitably-sized sparring pit for one or two pairs of fighters, depending on how you want to share the space. Keep your own score!While weapons and magic are allowed, we do encourage friendlier boxing or wrestling spars in lighter armor - we're not a fight venue!RULES for SPARRING:
• /random each, highest goes first
• attacker emotes, then /random
• defender /random, then emotes
• repeat! first to three hits wins

A full-service public health clinic for all your mending needs! If a healer is not present, please help yourself to some medicine!If you're an established or practicing healer, feel free to take up the corner for those in need!

A hall with exceptional acoustics to practice your musical abilities. All intrsuments and genres of music welcome - please help yourself to instruments provided if you'd like to try your hand as some melodies yourself!RULES for SLAM POETRY or MUSIC BATTLES:
• /random each, highest goes first
• "attacker" emotes, then /random
• "defender" /random, then emotes
• repeat! first to three "successes" wins

Come one come all! Win some adorable prizes, or have a seat and play Triple Triad, Mahjong, or your own game with friends or new acquaintances!Our Moogle's Paw game takes Gold Saucer MGP. If you want to place bets to add stakes to your board or card games, you are responsible for your own MGP or gil.

Enter a /random roll and see what you get!∴ 0-99 ∴
Nothing! You weren't successful.∴ 100-199 ∴
A round plushie of an Allagan Node. Beeps when squeezed.∴ 200-299 ∴
A plushie in the shape of a bomb monster! Has little arms and googly eyes.∴ 300-399 ∴
A friend-shaped plushie of a karakul! The wool coat is extra-soft.∴ 400-499 ∴
A small moogle plushie, squat and complete with a bouncy, soft pom.∴ 500-599 ∴
A well-crafted goobbue plushie. The greenery on its back is made of soft felt.∴ 600-699 ∴
A plump, squishy fat cat plushie, shaped like a loaf.∴ 700-799 ∴
A happy chocobo plushie, with big blue eyes and soft felt feathers!∴ 800-899 ∴
A funky cactuar plushie - softer than the real thing, since it has no needles, only stuffing.∴ 900-998 ∴
An exquisitely round dodo plushie, modeled after a company member's pet dodo!∴ 999 ∴
A shimmering golden carp plushie...show this to the welcome desk and your food and drink are free!

Come enjoy an indepently-run taqueria for a taste of the New World!Exceptional dishes from across the salt, from Tulliyollal, Kozama'uka, Urqopacha, Shaaloani and Yak T'el!Corn, tacos, mezcal, and more!